I live in Lefrak City (not actually a city, but a few buildings) and up until now did I realize it was sort of ghetto.
I was speed walking down the sidewalk with my face pointed down. Until...
Guy: Damn baby girl you are so beautiful! I would take you to Las Vegas and marry you if I only had a ring. But I'm poor because of the economy.
It was hilarious and I laughed very loudly, but continued to speedwalk home. You never know what could happen in the ghetto.
Speedwalking is cool, but looking at the sidewalk is the quickest way to get jacked in the hood. Start looking alert hun.
ReplyDeleteI would have had to laugh at that one too though lol
lol my fave. pick up line i've ever heard:
ReplyDeleteME: ::WALKING DOWN THE STREET::
RANDOM GUY: "HEY YOU DROPPED SOMETHING"
ME: ::STOPS & LOOKS DOWN AND AROUND FRANTICALLY::
RANDOM GUY: "CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER?"