I live in Lefrak City (not actually a city, but a few buildings) and up until now did I realize it was sort of ghetto.
I was speed walking down the sidewalk with my face pointed down. Until...
Guy: Damn baby girl you are so beautiful! I would take you to Las Vegas and marry you if I only had a ring. But I'm poor because of the economy.
It was hilarious and I laughed very loudly, but continued to speedwalk home. You never know what could happen in the ghetto.