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(817): I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
(248): apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
(734): i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
(1-734): what was she crying about?
(734): i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
(972): I'm scared
(337): There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
(972): That's what I'm afraid of
(540): I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
P.S. There's a conspicous lack of 646 and 917 area codes on this site. I think we should correct that.
(310): Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
ReplyDelete(805): She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
(305): I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
(703): Did you fuck her?
(212): If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.